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You do realize you're asking a guy inna rat suit?
You doubted Me, God tells the Lawgiver [Moses], But I forgave you that doubt.
You doubted your own self and failed to believe in your own powers as a leader, and I forgave you that also....
You do well in speculation where land or anything to do with earth is involved.
You'd PAY to know what you REALLY think. -- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, 1961
You drink at a bar in the daytime, people call you a drunkard.
You drink at the golf course, you're a sportsman!...
You Drip!: Lee K. Fawcette
You drop a penny, you can find it, it doesn't roll anywhere.
You drop a quarter, it rolls for a full minute, and takes a microscope to find....
You drop your carrier and I'll drop my pants....
You 'd scarce expect one of my age To speak in public on the stage
And if I chance to fall below Demosthenes or Cicero, Don't view me with a critic's eye, But pass my imperfections by....
You'd think Ross Perot supplied Don Rickles with material.

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