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You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him.
-- Pat Robertson, TV Evangelist, about Muammar Kadhafy...
You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
You don't have a good idea of what a dog's life is like, until you have had to clean up after one.
You don't have many suspects who are innocent of a crime.
That's contradictory. If a person is innocent of a crime, then he is not suspected....
You don't have PMS, you're just logically underenhanced!
You don't have to be crazy to live in this planet -- but it helps.
You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.
You don't have to be intelligent to use it but it helps.
You don't have to be jealous of the girl who works on your Bicycle.
-- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a man number 16...
You don't have to be nice to people on the way up if you're not planning on coming back down.
-- Oliver Warbucks, "Annie...

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