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You don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive. -- Margaret Thatche
You don't understand me, so don't reprimand me.
You don't understand regeneration, Mel. It's a lottery, and I've drawn the short plank.
-- Dr. McCoy, TIME AND THE RANI...
You don't usually see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
You don't want a television with knobs marked "volume" and "brightness" and "contrast.
You want a television with knobs marked "sex" and "violence" and "political bias....
You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
You don't want that last French fry, do you? -- Famous Last Word
You don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat.
You don't want to know your fortune, buddy.
You don't want to see system messages, you just want everything to work right.
But since you have to use them, here's how. -- MVS/ESA...
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