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• He may look like an idiot and talk like and idiot but don't let that fool you.
  He really is an idiot. -- Groucho Marx...
• You refer to me as idiot, not you captain! Er, I mean..
• You can't fool me--there ain't no sanity clause.
• You can fool some of the people and really piss them off.
• Why did you hire that idiot? You can't fool all of the people all of the time, so I'm breeding them for stupidity.
  -- President Weishaup...
• You really piss me off.
• Laugh and the world thinks you are an idiot!
• You have the right to remain an idiot.
• Herman: [whispers] What's the password? Grampa: Let me in, you idiot!
  Herman: Right you are. [opens the door] -- "Bart the General...