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You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
-- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 25...
You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers. -- J. D. Salinge
You don't have to wash a beer to make it taste good. -- Women vs. Bee
You don't have to wine and dine beer. -- Women vs. Bee
You don't have to worry about that: it's virtual!
You don't honestly expect me to believe that, do you?
-- One of the world's worst questions -- Jane Goodsell...
You don't hunt ducks with a turnip!
You don't just go to the Black Lodge and walk out with your girlfriend.
-- Karl, explaining the last episode of Twin Peak...
You don't just luck into things as much as you'd like to think you do.
You build step by step, whether it's friendships or opportunities. -- Barbara Bush...
You don't know anything about a woman until you meet her in court.

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