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You could say I'd lost my faith in our politicians.
You courtiers...you're nothing but lapdogs to a slip of a girl.
..Better lapdogs to a slip of a girl than a ..._git_. -- Captain Rum and Edmund : Potato...
You'd be crabby, too, if your mussels cramped.
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. -- Dolly Parto
You'd better ask yourself `Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?" -- Dirty Harry
You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff.
If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. -- Groucho Marx...
You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace.
It's unpleasantly like being drunk. What's so unpleasant about being drunk?...
You'd better lie down before something else happens..
You'd better make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.
You'd better stand back... I don't know how big this thing gets. -- Adam to Eve

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