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• Bowling?" "You know. Thats where a big black thing knocks down a lot of little white things.
  "That sounds like the A-Team to me....
• Liberal: I don't know how expensive this thing gets!
• You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.
• Adam to Eve: "Do you still love me?" Eve to Adam: "Who else?
  (Original Joke involves same folks as Original Sin!)...
• The big thing today is computer dating. If you don't know how to run a computer it really dates you.
• Bart: Heh, nudist colonies are everywhere these days.
  I'd love to go, but I... [stares at the card] can't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit....