Miscellaneous Collections

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You could do better, but why bother?
You could eat off of this Birkenstock! -- Scott Larse
You could fit my capacity for happiness into a matchbox without removing the matches.
-- Marvi...
You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn't need the first and last month in advance.
You could have a cheap car radio fitted while you waited, and if you turned your back for a couple of minutes, it would be removed while you waited as well.
-- About King's Cross Statio...
You could have, "I'm a wuss!" tattooed across your butt! huh huh huh
You could have knocked me over with a fender.
You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.
You could not step twice into the same rivers; for other waters are ever flowing on to you.
-- Heraclitus of Ephesu...
You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
-- Ed Meese, on the Hinckley verdic...

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