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• The bottle is full. You must empty it before you put something else in.
• Nothing happens to you that hasn't happened to someone else.
• Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with
  omething better than political opportunist slamming hate horseshit in the public park....
• If at first you don't succeed, try something else.
• How can I love you if you won't lie down?
• Lie: Before you know it, the baby will sleep through the night.
• Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." -- Fran Lebowitz
• A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.