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You didn't escape quickly enough. You have been sent to his fortress for for "safe keeping".
You didn't have the right parents, whose parents did you have?
-- Lister to Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'The End'...
You didn't make it.
You didn't say what you said I said you said.
You did WHAT with TurboTax??? OMG!!
You disguise your laziness as pride.
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy. It's a shame you're such an idiot.
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy. Unfortunately it is only an act.
You'd like me to THINK that, wouldn't you.
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