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• Do you know where I can get any shit?" --Lenny Bruce, comedian, 1925-1966
• Well it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and go, go, go, and don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
  Well you can do anything but stay off of my blue suede shoes. -- Elvi...
• Comedy = Tragedy + Distance -- Lenny Bruce
• A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket.
  "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered....
• The capitalist system is the best, 'cause we can go somewhere else.
  Communism is one big phone company. -- Lenny Bruce...
• The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. -- Lenny Bruce
• Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.
  ' -- Lenny Bruce...
• I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even.
  That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady. -- Lenny Bruce...
• If you think it's buggers, but it's snot.