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You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step in it. -- Miller's Law
You can't tell me that cowboyx, when they're branding cattle, don't sort of "accidentally" brand each other every once in a while.
It's their way of letting off stress. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack H...
You can't tell your friend you've been cuckolded; even if he doesn't laugh at you, he may put the information to personal use.
-- Michel de Montaigne...
You can't think and hit at the same time. -- Yogi Berra
You can't think rationally on an empty stomach, and a whole lot of people can't do it on a full one either.
You can't trust a man who won't shave himself on his own hangover.
You can't trust anyone in the jungle these days.
-- Boho the hippopotamus, from the Jungle Doctor story, "Sweet and Sour Hippo...
You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. -- Bonnie Prudde
You can't underestimate the power of fear. -- Tricia Nixon Cox
You can't unlock the keys.

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