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  Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions. Ba...
• Come back when you get some skates, boys. huh huh huh.
• Man your skates! And may the Force be with you!
• Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
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• Singers: Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really sink, [a garbage truck with a "Vote Quimby" ad empties a bin] We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
  [Quimby grins next to burning tires, then roller skates] We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap, [Quimby grins through noose, then smiles next to trap] It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed....
• You'll never get to heaven if you pay a lawyer.
• If you laid all the Elvis impersonators in the world, end to end.
  .. you'd wanna run and get a steam roller, real fast. -- David Letterma...
• How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?