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• Real programmers have keyboard dents in their foreheads.
• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
• Forehead on keyboard to format drive C: and wreck keyboard.
• You can tell fantasy from reality -- if it sucks it's real!
• You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing viability of FORTRAN.
  -- Alan J. Perli...
• You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing viability of FORTRAN.
  -- Alan Perli...
• You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
• Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
  one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....