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You cannot keep a fully grown chimpanzee in the house.
If he decides to throw himself at you out of affection he can easily knock you down the stairs....
You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than you earn. -- Abraham Lincol
You cannot learn to swim until you get into the water and drown. -- Brother Theodore
You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
You cannot make a cheap palace. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso
You cannot mandate productivity, you must provide the tools to let people become their best.
-- Steve Job...
You cannot pluck roses without fear of thorns, nor can you enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns.
-- Benjamin Frankli...
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
You cannot push anyone up the ladder unless he is willing to climb himself. -- Andrew Carnegie
You cannot put the same shoe on every foot. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 596

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