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• You say you are lying. But if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth.
  You cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie....
• Everything I say is a lie...
• TRUST me, would *I* lie to you?
• Trust me, would I lie to you..... TWICE?
• She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.
  ' -- Morrisey...
• She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.
  '" -- Morrisey...
• I may have taught you everything you know, but I haven't taught you everything I know.
• Scouting taught me everything I know about knots.