Yo Momma So Stupid She Put Lipstick On Her Forehead, Talking About She Was Trying To Makeup Her Mind.
Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about
she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics.
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.