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• When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man. -- Dame Edith Eva
• A man and a woman had a little baby, oh yes they did.
• Oh! how many torments lie in the small circle of a wedding ring. -- Colley Cibbe
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Data is a toaster. -- Capt. Louvois, "The Measure of a Man", stardate 42523.7
• Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to lie well.
  -- Samuel Butle...
• When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.
  As to why he then stopped there are two opinions. One of them is woman's. -- DeGourmo...
• Q: "Oh, you've come to apologize, how nice. All is forgiven, no offense taken.
  Picard: "Enough! Q, what exactly is going on?" Q...
• I couldn't love the woman - she wouldn't lie down.