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• If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we put all of the women there?
• Picard: "If we all die...here, now...you will not be able to gloat!" -- "Q Who", Stardate unknow
• Why does it matter if we all put our pants on one leg at a time?
• If the GOOD die young, I wonder why I am still here.
• I don't know why we're here, I say we all go home and free associate.
• Why are we here? Because we are here. Roll the bones.
• Why look here for the joke? It's all around us.
• All mathochists suffer from calculust.
• Why should we faint and fear to live alone, Since all alone, so Heaven has willed, we die?
  Nor even the tenderest heart, and next our own, Knows half the reasons why we smile and sigh....