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• Confucius say: "Man who eats tennis shoes is likely to pass sneakers.
• We have fun--that's what I like about bowling. You can have fun even if you stink, unlike in, say, tennis.
  Every decade or so, I attempt to play tennis, and it always consists of thirty-seven seconds of actually hitting the ball and two hours of yelling, "Where did the ball go?...
• TENNIS PLAYERS cannot play with balls all day long
• Trying to program in MS-DOS is like trying to play tennis in a closet.
• On Line - a statement shouted at tennis judges in response to serves being called out.
• Never discuss love with a tennis player, it means nothing to them.
• What's tennis without a racket?
• Tennis is irrelevant. -- Bjorn Borg