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Avoid overuse of 'quotation "marks."'
Avoid penguins.
Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorada
Avoid reality at all costs!
Avoid revolution or expect to get shot. Mother and I will grieve, but we will gladly buy a dinner for the National Guardsman who shot you.
-- Dr. Paul Williamson, father of a Kent State stude...
Avoid running at all times. -- Satchel Paige
Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.
Avoid shame, but do not seek glory,--nothing so expensive as glory.
-- Sydney Smith (1769-1845) -- Lady Holland's Memoir, Vol. i, p. 88...
Avoid suspicion: when you're walking through your neighbor's melon patch, don't tie your shoe.
-- Chinese Proverb...
Avoid temporary variables and strange women.

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