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Avoid home accidents, joined planned parenthood.
Avoidification of neologisms strengthenifies your prosification.
Avoid insincere people.
Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code!
Avoid life - It'll kill you in the end.
Avoid Mailmen...............They Are Carrie
Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry (NB
Circumstances can force your hand. So think ahead!...
Avoid "off-topic" warnings: Add the moderator to your twitlist!
Avoid opening doors. You never know whats on the other side.
Avoid overly pretentious job titles such as "Lord of the Realm, Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India" or "Director of Corporate Planning.
-- The Official MBA Handbook on business card...

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