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Avoid emus for the rest of the week.
Avoid fighting with the ugly, they have nothing to lose.
Avoid fire, flame, or smoking during use.
Avoid fried foods which angry up the blood. -- Satchel Paige
Avoid fruits and nuts; after all, you ARE what you eat.
Avoid GOTOs completely if you can keep the program readable.
Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.
Avoid Hangovers... Stay Drunk!!!
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it.
-- Colin Powell...
Avoid him. He's a Commie.
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