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• Windows 95: The Dracula of Operating Systems--it sucks up all your memory, bleeds your hard drive dry, and only works an average of 12 hours out of every 24.
• This specimen is either a below-average human being or a brilliant beast.
  -- German scientist who examined Homer/Bigfoot, "Call of the Simpso...
• The trouble with the average family today is that it's hard to support it and the government on one income.
• All innovation is accomplished by lazy people who were tired of doing things the hard way.
• REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT: Lazy and hard-headed.
  -- Interpreting supervisors comments......
• Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. -- Kin Hubbard
• Why, in the Cape, the rain beats down so hard,it makes your head bleed.
  Oh...some sort of hat is probably in order. -- Raleigh and Edmund : Potato...
• When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits loose. When I thinks, I falls asleep.
• When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits easy. And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.