When Your Friends Begin To Flatter You On How Young You Look, It's A Sure Sign You're Getting Old.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look,
it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-- Mark Twain
You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
-- Jeanne Phillip...
The first sign of age ... is when you go out into the streets .
.. and recognize for the first time how young the policemen look. -- Seymour Hick...
You know how you tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
-- Red Skelto...
You can be sure you're getting old when you forget the name you wanted to drop.
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
-- Mark Twai...
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
A young man wrote to Mozart and said: Q: "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of writing symphonies.
Can you give me any suggestions as to how to get started....
There is an old time toast which is golden for its beauty.
"When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend." -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...