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Auld Nature swears the lovely dears Her noblest work she classes, O
Her 'prentice han' she tried on man, And then she made the lasses, O!...
A unicorn can be tamed only by a fair maiden.
A united Germany means even less sunbeds.
A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.
A university is a place where men of principle outnumber men of honor. -- Ernest May
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi
A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy.
The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered; I don't know and I...
A University without students is like an ointment without a fly.
-- Ed Nather, professor of astronomy at UT Austi...
A UNIX saleslady, Lenore, Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more.
She found a good way To combine work and play: She sells C shells by the seashore....
Auntie Em, why is Toto playing in the blender?

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