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• A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
  -- John Ciardi...
• The following appeared as part of a recommendation made by a faculty member to the president of a large university.
  "Never once in our 150-year history as a university have we clarified our objectives....
• Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.
  -- John Ciardi...
• WHY GOD WILL NEVER GET TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY 1. Only published one book.
  2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. He did not publish it in referenced journals....
• College and university education should be free for all students, fully financed by the government.
• The following appeared in a letter from a department chairperson to the president of Pierce University.
  "Some studies conducted by Bronston College, which is also located in a small town, reveal that both male and female professors are happier living in small towns when their spouses are also employed in the same geographic area....
• Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty.
  -- Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College...