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Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Auditorium, natatorium, crematorium and gymnasium must be compounds.
Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by 5 or 10.
-- O'Brien's Principle (The $357.73 Theory)...
Auditors are the people who go in after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded.
Auditors like to examine figures.
August 10 -- The U.S.
August 28 -- In the Persian Gulf, tensions mount as a U.
S. gunboat engages in a scuffle with actor Sean Penn. -- Dave Barry "Year in Review for 1987...
August 3 -- Political activist Donna Rice, in her continuing effort to avoid publicity, sells her story to ABC television.
-- Dave Barry "Year in Review for 1987...
August 6 -- As "Ollie-mania" continues to sweep the country, one of the most popular video-arcade games in the country is a new one called -- this is true -- "Contra.
The way it works is, there are...

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