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• You can tell when you're on the right track- it's usually uphill.
• It's amazing what you can do when someone has faith in you.
• Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down.
  I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell....
• Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down.
  I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell....
• How can we have any new ideas or fresh outlooks when 90% of all the scientists who have ever lived have still not died?
  -- A. L. Mackay...
• Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma Bombeck
• Housework, if it is done right, can kill you. -- John Skow
• If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite
  you can be sure it will be the right thing nine out of ten times. -- Anselm Feuerbach...