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• A New Employee: The boss came in and said "I think you are the laziest person I have ever encountered.
  You are absolutely worthless. All you do is take up space....
• When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway.
  -- Clyde B. Aste...
• Do you think your father and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
• Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
• You know you have not made the best impression when someone tells you
  I'm going to commit your name to memory and throw my head away....
• Allow me to congratulate you sir. You have the most totally closed mind that I've ever encountered.
  -- Pertwee Doctor, FRONTIER IN SPACE...
• A bore is someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.