When slides are shown in a darkened room,
the instructor will require the students to take notes.
-- M. M. Johnston
the instructor will require the students to take notes.
-- M. M. Johnston
Related:
- Students who obtain an A for a course will claim that the instructor
is a great teacher.
M. M.... - When a student actually does a homework problem, the instructor will
not ask for it.
M. M.... - An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor."
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M. M.... - Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble.
M. M.... - All students who obtain a B will feel cheated out of an A.
M. M.... - When wool sweaters are worn, classroom temperatures are 95 degrees
Fahrenheit.
M. M.... - During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail.
M. M.... - Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class.
M. M.... - He who can will. He who can't, will teach.
--
M. M....
From the same category:
- There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is
becoming an endangered synthetic.
Lily... - Flash!! Energizer Bunny force fed Kaopectate,
finally stops going..... - Shade, unperceiv'd, so softening into shade.
-- James Thomson (1700-1748)
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Hymn, Line... - I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown
.
HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT... - Emersons' Law of Contrariness:
Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do
what we can.
Having found them, we shall then hate them for it...
