When Slides Are Shown In A Darkened Room, The Instructor Will Require The Students To Take Notes.

When Slides Are Shown In A Darkened Room, The Instructor Will Require The Students To Take Notes.

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When slides are shown in a darkened room,
the instructor will require the students to take notes.
-- M. M. Johnston

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Students who obtain an A for a course will claim that the instructor is a great teacher.
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When a student actually does a homework problem, the instructor will not ask for it.
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An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor." -- M. M. Johnsto
Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble. -- M. M. Johnsto
All students who obtain a B will feel cheated out of an A. -- M. M. Johnsto
When wool sweaters are worn, classroom temperatures are 95 degrees Fahrenheit. -- M. M. Johnsto
During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail. -- M. M. Johnsto
Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class. -- M. M. Johnsto
He who can will. He who can't, will teach. -- M. M. Johnsto