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A typical quimmty old hag who spread these vile ruperts was Mrs.
Weatherby -- a widow by her first husbands. -- John Lenno...
At yuletide, astronauts look for the missile toe.
ATZ to Bob ? ATZ to Bob ? Are you there?
AU$@#%^&46F*HEY CAT! <>...and stay OFF the keyboard!
Auckland Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31
Au contraire. I am ecstatic about the whole incident.
I only didn't laugh out loud, because if I did, I fear my _head_ would have fallen off....
AUCTION: A gyp off the old block.
AUCTIONEER, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Audacity, and again audacity, and always audacity. -- Georges Jacques Danto
Audemus jura nostra defendere... [Let us dare defend our rights.]

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