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• As funny as a dead baby joke in a crematorium.
• Hell is a half-filled auditorium. -- Robert Frost (1874-1963)
• Cam's Crematorium - You kill 'em, we grill 'em
• Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
  Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike Adam...
• Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad