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• I thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split. -- Edmund to Melchett : Money
• What I drank last night would have floored a rhinoceros!
  ...If it was allergic to lemonade, that is. -- Melchett and Edmund : Bee...
• Potato? ...No thanks, I don't. -- Melchett and Edmund : Potato
• You are to be congratulated, my friend. We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet Ploppy, you are without a doubt the most.
  ..repulsive individual I've ever met. I would shake your hand, but I fear it would come off....
• I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud?
• Melchett, I prostrate myself before the feet of the world's _greatest living comedian_!
  !!.... -- Edmund : Money...
• I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of colourblind hedgehogs.
  ..in a _bag_. -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook...
• Bart: See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat.
  Not that I'm into that kind of thing -- [drinks a Tab] Teache...
• My whole life has been a tissue of whoppers. I consider myself to be one of England's finest liers.
  ..Oh, my God, Percy, a giant humming- bird is about to eat your hat and cloak!...