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• Look - up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
  No, it's a SCUD missile... -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe.
• Astronauts are out to launch.
• Astronauts do it in orbit.
• Astronauts do it on re-entry.
• Astronauts do it on the moon.
• How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window?
  It would make the whole takeoff look more impressive. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• All missile, no warhead.