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• I hate it when people call me paranoid. It makes me feel persecuted.
• The food that I like best- the food that makes me hungry just to think of- is very simple.
  When I cook I try never to get too far away from that kind of simplicity. -- Jeremiah Towe...
• This is Betty Frenel. I don't know who to call but I can't reach my Food-a-holics partner.
  I'm at Vido's on my second pizza, with sausage and mushroom. Jim, come and get me!...
• I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here, Stay, here.
  .." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing....
• Knuckling Down Quote: When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am grown up, they call me a writer.
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• I had to go on two diets. One didn't give me enough food. -- Barry Marde