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• Bet you wonder how I knew about your plan to make me blue with some other guy that you knew before.
  Between both guys you know I love you more. It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out yesterday....
• I think you ought to know I'm feeling terribly depressed.
  -- Douglas Adams -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Marvi...
• Why do I get the feeling that this is a setup?
• Do you need me for anything, or shall I just sit here and rust? -- Marvin, the paranoid android
• I need all the help I can get!
• I get the news I need on the weather report.
• I bet the human brain is a kludge." -- Marvin Minsky
• I bet the human brain is a kludge. -- Marvin Minsky