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When I am sad, I sing, and then the world is sad with me.
When I Bite Into A York Peppermint Patty, <BLEARGH!&l
When I bought some new glasses a few months ago, the lady kept on saying how great the lenses were that I was getting.
She kept on saying, ``You can shoot a bullet right through them.''I figured you...
When I came back to Dublin I was court-martialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
-- Brendan Beha...
When I can read my title clear To mansions in the skies, I 'll bid farewell to every fear, And wipe my weeping eyes.
-- Isaac Watts (1674-1748) -- Hymns and Spiritual Songs, Book ii, Hymn 65...
When I come upon anything-- in Logic or in any other hard subject-- that entirely puzzles me, I find it a capital plan to talk it over, aloud, even when I am all alone.
One can explain things so clea...
When I consider life, 't is all a cheat. Yet fool'd with hope, men favour the decei
Trust on, and think to-morrow will repay. To-morrow 's falser than the former day...
When I consider the caliber, the bravery and the patriotism of the fine young soldiers whose deaths I have witnessed.
..it is untenable and incomprehensible to me that a man who was not merely unwill...
When I dance, the band skips. I have a sunken bathtub--and a sunken toilet! -- Bob Zany
When ideas fail, words come in very handy. -- Goethe (1749-1832)

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