When I bought some new glasses a few months ago, the lady kept on saying
how great the lenses were that I was getting. She kept on saying,
``You can shoot a bullet right through them.''I figured you could do
this with most lenses, but I didn't say anything.
What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower
stall. Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed
barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot character
from "Star Wars" whom my son, Robert, likes to pull the legs off of
while he showers....
