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When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.
When God is planning ruin for a man, He first deprives him of his reason.
When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.
As to why he then stopped there are two opinions. One of them is woman's. -- DeGourmo...
When God shook the tree of life, all the nuts landed in California.
When Grandmama fell off the boat And couldn't swim (and wouldn't float), Matilda just stood by and smiled.
I almost could have slapped the child. -- Harry Graham...
When grasping at straws, any straw will do.
When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a rule the majority are wrong.
The minority are right. -- Eugene V. Debs (1855-1926)...
When Greeks joined Greeks, then was the tug of war.
-- Nathaniel Lee (1655-1692) -- Alexander the Great, Act iv, Sc. 2...
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws, the police, and the military will have gu
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. -- Art Denma

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