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• I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
• Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall ...
• The solitary monk who shook the world From pagan slumber, when the gospel trump Thunder'd its challenge from his dauntless lips In peals of truth.
  -- Robert Montgomery (1807-1855) -- Luther, Man's Need and God's Supply...
• Bad cafeteria food landed all the sysadmins in the hospital.
• God often gives nuts to toothless people.
• Was napping in the nut pile the day God was cracking nuts.
• Art is the tree of life. Science is the tree of death.
• Living in California is like living in a bowl of granola. What ain't flakes and nuts is fruits.