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Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sure sign he expects to be paid for it.
-- H. L. Menche...
Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Whenever you're holding all the cards, why does everyone else turn out to be playing chess?
Whenever you're in trouble, get yourself a lawyer. Then you've got even more trouble, but at least you've got a lawyer.
-- Chico Marx, "At the Circu...
Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long underwear.
That's the way I always operated in business. -- Joseph P. Kennedy...
Whenever you see intelligent people doing illogical things, you know the government is involved.
-- Larsen's Law...
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
-- Murphy's Law Corollary 6...
Whenever you turn on the radio, you hear the last few notes of your favourite song.
-- Horowitz' Law...
Whenever you use a jump, be sure of your destination.
When everything has been seen to work, all integrated, you have four more months of work to do.
-- C. Portman of ICL Ltd....

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