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• Whenever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure that they're not using it.
• Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead. Will Roge
• My life will go on... without your daily phone calls without your smile without your corny jokes without rides in your car with no destination without dinners for two and mainly without you.
  -- "Goldengirl...
• Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.
  -Leela...
• The amount of time saved by your plane arriving early at your destination is equal to the amount of extra time you have to wait for your luggage.
  -- The Second Law Of Air Travel...
• If you want your marriage to sizzle With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit i
  Whenever you're right, shut up! -- Ogden Nash...
• Savignano's Mail-Order Law: If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
  If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination....