Whenever You Turn On The Radio, You Hear The Last Few Notes Of Your Favourite Song.

Whenever You Turn On The Radio, You Hear The Last Few Notes Of Your Favourite Song.

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Whenever you turn on the radio, you hear the last few notes
of your favourite song.
-- Horowitz' Law

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Zelman's Rule of Radio Reception: Your pocket radio won't pick up the station you want to hear most.
Witten's Law: Whenever you cut your fingernails you will find a need for them an hour later.
Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later. -- Witten's Law
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-- Fran Lebowitz...
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Turn it up!!, Louder! Now I can't hear you!
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