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• bogo-sort /boh`goh-sort'/ n. (var. `stupid-sort') The archetypical perversely awful algorithm (as opposed to bubble sort, which is merely the generic bad algorithm).
  Bogo-sort is equivalent to repeatedly throwing a deck of cards in the air, picking them up at random, and then testing whether they are in order....
• Please write any response legibly in this space ---< []
• Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
  Lerman's Corollary: You are never given enough time or money....
• A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. -- Brendan Franci
• MEGO: /me'goh/ or /mee'goh/ [`My Eyes Glaze Over', often `Mine Eyes Glazeth (sic) Over', attributed to the futurologist Herman Kahn] Also `MEGO factor'.
  1. n. A {handwave} intended to confuse the listener and hopefully induce agreement because the listener does not want to admit to not understanding what is going on....
• MEGO /me'goh/ or /mee'goh/ [`My Eyes Glaze Over', often `Mine Eyes Glazeth (sic) Over', attributed to the futurologist Herman Kahn] Also `MEGO factor'.
  1. n. A handwave intended to confuse the listener and hopefully induce agreement because the listener does not want to admit to not understanding what is going on....
• Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
  -- Lerman's Law of Technology You are never given enough money. -- Lerman's Corollary...
• That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say No in any of them. -- Dorothy Parke
• That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
  -- Dorothy Parke...