Whenever I need to ``get away,'' I just get away in my mind. I go
to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is
perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are
the flies. They're terrible!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is
perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are
the flies. They're terrible!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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"Clark Kent,
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All tenderly his messenger he chose;
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Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection... - I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and
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and then my parents got hold of me... - After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I'm going to try to get back and visit my
skeleton at least once a year,
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-- Edward Young (1684-1765)
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Night Thoughts, Night viii, Line... - Coincidence is one thing, but this thing with the bike was bordering
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Marshall, "Who's Who", Eerie... - The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life
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Carl... - Whose life is a bubble, and in length a span.
-- William Browne (1590-1645)
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