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When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule what he means is that after he bills you it's financially hard to get back on your feet.
When Alexander asked Diogenes whether he wanted anything, "Yes," said he, "I would have you stand from between me and the sun.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Alexande...
When Al Gore opens his mouth, the barometric pressure drops.
When a liar gets pharyngitis, he loses his vice. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
When a lion meets another with a louder roar, the first lion thinks the last a bore.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
When all are one and one is all ...
When all candles bee out, all cats be gray. -- John Heywood (c.
1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. v...
When all else fails, blame it on Dan.
When all else fails, blame it on the guy next to you!
When all else fails, blame the computer!

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