When A Lawyer Tells His Clients He Has A Sliding Fee Schedule What He Means Is That After He Bills You It's Financially Hard To Get Back On Your Feet.
When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule
what he means is that after he bills you it's financially hard
to get back on your feet.
When asked, "What is a contingent fee?" a lawyer answered, "A contingent fee to a lawyer means, if I don't win your suit, I get nothing.
If I do win it, you get nothing....
A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.