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• When asked, "What is a contingent fee?" a lawyer answered, "A contingent fee to a lawyer means, if I don't win your suit, I get nothing.
  If I do win it, you get nothing....
• A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
  They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you.