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When all your weapons fail, bite them!
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it can't be cured.
-- Chekhov, "The Cherry Orchard...
When a man and a women argue, it is often the stupidest of the two who thinks He has won.
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
-- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) -- Life of Jefferson (Rayner), p. 356...
When a man begins by saying you are too wise to be caught for a sucker, look out!
He is going to try a new kind of bait....
When a man blames others for his failures, it's a good idea to credit others with his successes.
-- Howard W. Newto...
When a man boasts of his honesty, grab and hold your wallet. -- Confucius Say
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason--there's a reason. -- Molly McGee (Marion Jordan)
When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
-- Josh Billing...
When a man feels guilty about something -- something too terrible to remember -- he blots it out of his conscious memory.
-- McCoy, "Wolf in the Fold," stardate 3614.9....

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