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When a giraffe's baby is born it falls from a height of six feet, normally without being hurt.
When a girl can read the handwriting on the wall, she may be in the wrong rest room.
When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty. -- Gregory I
When a girl goes bad, men go right after her.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the attention of one.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattentions of one.
-- Helen Rowland...
When a group of newsmen go out to dinner together, the bill is to be evenly divided among them, regardless of what each one eats and drinks.
-- Jack Germond...
When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division by zero.
When a lady says no, she means perhaps. When she says perhaps, she means yes.
But when she says yes, she is no lady....

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